Donald Rumsfeld was giving the president his daily briefing.
He concluded by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."
"OH NO!" the President exclaimed. "That's terrible!"
His staff sat stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching
as the President sat, head in hands.
Finally, the President looked up and asked, "How many is a brazillion?"
(This is what happens when we elect a President who was able to garner only a 'C' average at Yale....)